That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
We need to get me chipped asap
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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