I need help removing her.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
The ass gains better be worth it
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