Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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