I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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