That's intense
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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