Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
