All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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