I wish I could teleport
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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