Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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