I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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