when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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