Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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