I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
even my farts smell like vagina
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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