i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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