How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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