Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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