She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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