I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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