Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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