well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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