My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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