And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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