Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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