He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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