FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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