I'm drive I can fine osifer
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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