ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You smell like stripper and shame
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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