I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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