I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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