Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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