North Korea, Best Korea!
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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