It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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