Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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