Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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