but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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