I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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