found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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