Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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