Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I party with great urgency now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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