I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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