"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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