I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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