Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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