Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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