Sry I called you an 8
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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