i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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