But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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