So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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