I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
wow bdsm is so cute
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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