real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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