My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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